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Cartoon landscape, a black clocked figure rides on screen,
"Be vewy, vewy qwite, I'm hunting a Hobbit. hu-hu-hu-"
He spots and approaches Frodo Rabbit and Sméagol Duck
with gun drawn.
"Eh, What's up wraith,"
"I'm going to shot you and take you back to Sauwon for
a wabbit dinner."
"You can’t shot me doc. It's duck season."
"Oh no you don't my precious. It’s rabbit season. Nasty
little Rabbitses."
“Duck Season!”
“Rabbit Season, precious!”
“Duck Season!”
“Rabbit Season, precious!”
“Duck Season!”
“Rabbit Season, precious!”
“Rabbit Season!”
“Duck Season, precious!”
“OK doc, you heard him. Go ahead and shot”
Blam!
The cloud clears and Sméagol Duck has his bill on sideways.
“You’re despicable, precious!”