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Pirke Hobbot

by snoodle

Wizard [Gandalf the Grey] was fond of saying: "Which is the proper path [of life] that one should select? The one that seems ale-full for oneself and brings pipeweed [bestowed by] others. Be as careful in the performance of [an ostensibly] minor celebration as [what seems to be] a really major party, since you do not know the [potential] reward for [the performance of any of] the fireworks. Think deeply about three things and you will never be gripped by the desire to leave the Shire. Know what is above you: an eye that sees. Know what is to the west: a Maia that hears. And all your deeds are inscribed in a book.

Rabban Meriadoc, a Brandybuck of Brandy Hall, said, "It is good to join the drinking of mead to some kind of smoking, for the effort required by both robs sin of its power. Ale- or mead-drinking without pipeweed will end up being useless and will cause sin. Let all who drink with the whole Tavern do so for the sake of the Shire; the merit of their ancestors will sustain them, and, as a result, their merriment will remain forever." As for you [Galadriel says], "I will credit you with a great reward, as if you had harvested a double crop of pipeweed in one summer."


** Wizard [Gandalf the Grey]. Since he was the youngest, and sole surviving, Istari of his generation, as well as one of the chief compilers of the entire Ring Saga, Gandalf was known as "Wizard," ie., Wizard par excellence. He lived from time unrecorded until the end of the fourth age, and was a friend of Frodo the Wise and Samwise-the-not-so-wise-but-certainly-very-brave-and-loyal-and-also-quite-a-good-cook-and-not-too-bad-in-bed-either-according-to-Rosie.

**Rabban Meriadoc. He was the third to bear this name. The first was the grand-nephew of Hillel Bracegirdle, the only Bracegirdle ever to receive the title of rabbi. Bracegirdle's wife's sister's son, Shimon Took, had a son named Meriadoc (I). That first Meriadoc had a son named Shimon whose son was named Meriadoc (II); the second Meriadoc had a cousin named Shimon whose son was Yehudah Ha-Proudfoot. Yehuda ha-Proudfoot's dog's friend's owner's third cousin once removed was the Meriadoc (III) of this mishnah.