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Howard: What is it, Bababooie Baggins? Retarded halfling bowling, again? We did that bit two days ago. I want the Scores girls.
Gary: Ok, boff, we've got these two chicks waiting to come on to plug something about a ring.
Howard: Well, bring them in you idiot!
Robin: Hee hee hee hee.
Howard: Ok, there's these two really hot chicks walking in. The blonde one has a really huge rack and the other looks just like Liv Tyler, swear to God! Hey, what are your names?
Arwen: I'm Arwen and she's Galadriel.
Howard: So, Arwen, huh? Jeez, that's such a stripper name. You're really hot. You must've been molested as a child or something.
Arwen: Umm, no.
Howard: Oh come on. All the really hot strippers have really messed up childhoods. So, are you two lesbians? I want you two to kiss each other.
Robin: Hee hee hee!
Arwen: We're not lesbians.
Howard: Jeez, you're hot. You two should be lesbians. How can you look at each other and not want to jump each other? Wow, I'm already getting aroused! Folks, there's a piece of wood under this console and I'm totally pleasuring myself right now. So, are you two gonna strip down?
Both girls: No!
Howard: Oh come on! How about just down to bra and panties? Please? Come on! Bababooie, why do you keep booking these chicks that won't strip? I'm about to throw you two out... Listen, if you want the plug I'm going to need something. How about just if the two of you hug and make out a little? No? Ok, just a hug then! Hey, they're really doing it. It's so hot! Wow, now get into it. Kiss each other! What? That's it? Aww, you want a plug for that? Ok, just a quick one then.
Arwen: We need some men to volunteer to carry a ring to Mordor and cast it into Mount Doom...
Howard: Ok, that's all you get for now. I need you two to really make out and I'll give you a second plug. Wait, don't leave. Damn, they're gone!
Robin: Hee hee hee.
Howard: Those two were really hot, so check them out on my E show. And shut up, Jackie, I'll do your stupid Jokeman plugs later.