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Coach G: So you gotta take that ring there to Sauron-ia,
Fro-Star.
Fro-Star Runner: Is that some kind of Witches Brew?
Sam Sam: (bubbling noises)
Fro-Star Runner: You're probably right, Sam Sam.
Elrond Sad: And then my wife decided to diminish and
go into the west. And I was all alone. And that was
when--
Fro-Star Runner: That's great, Elrond Sad. We gota go
now.
King of Gondor: Doo hoo hoo! I'll go with you, Fro-Star.
As long as there's enough to eat along the way.
The AxeSmith: (says nothing, but tags along)
Strong Saruman: Look at Fro-Star. He's so stupid! I
mean, does he really think he's going to make it to
Mount Doom? He's not nearly as awesome as I am. I mean,
check me out. No really, check me out!
Strong Lurtz: Raaaagh! Kill Fro-Star!
The Eye: Meh!
Balrog was a man
Well, actually he was a burning-man
Well, actually he was just burning
But he was still BALROG! BALROG!
Burninating the Moria
Burninating all the Dwarfs
Burninating the Fellowship and their wizard leader!
WIZARD LEADER!
And the Balrog comes in the NIIIIiiiiiIIIIIiiiiIIIIIGHT!
Galadripan: YOu can have some of my tofu, Fro-Star.
And I'll sing you a Hawaiian song on my Ukulele.
Fro-Star: That's all right, Galadripan. We'll just go
now.
ARROWED!
Boromir: Ow, my skin.
after the quest has ended
Coach G: Great jearb, Fro-Star.