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Gallant Frodo grants his Uncle Bilbo's request to try
on the ring one last time; after all, Gallant Frodo
has been taught to respect and obey his elders.
Goofus Frodo says, "Sure!" when his Uncle Bilbo asks
to try on the ring one last time; then Goofus Frodo
sucker punches Uncle Bilbo, knocking him out cold. "Psyche!"
says Goofus Frodo as he looks down at his unconscious
Uncle Bilbo.
* * * * *
Gallant Cave Troll carries in a large tray of tea and
scones to serve to the members of the Fellowship of
the Ring because he is a gracious host here in the Caves
of Moria.
GoofusCave Troll comes in swinging with his large club/hammer;
as he lies dying from the arrow wounds inflicted by
Legolas, the Cave Troll learns too late that it not
nice to treat guests that way.