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Haiku

by MMercurius

Book I

A Long Expected Party
Eleventy-one
A long expected party,
Bilbo disappears.

A Shadow of the Past
Gandalf to Frodo:
The One Ring must be destroyed,
Sam can go with you.

Three is Company
Road goes ever on...
What about second breakfast?
Quick, hide! Black riders!

A Short-Cut to Mushrooms
Look, mushrooms! I'm starved...
Black Riders will chase us all
To the Brandywine

A Conspiracy Unmasked
Merry and Pippin
Never had masks, but they knew
The Quest all along.

The Old Forest
This wood is scary.
Who's that singing? Oh no, it's
Tom Bombadil-o

In the House of Tom Bombadil
Ring a dong dil-o
Fa la la fol de rol, let's
Get out of here-o

Fog on the Barrow-Downs
Watch where you're sleeping
There's fog on the barrow-downs
Wights will capture you

At the Sign of the Prancing Pony
Stay out of trouble
Don't let anyone see you
Don't put the Ring on!

Strider
Can we trust Strider?
In this light, he looks quite like
Viggo Mortenson

A Knife in the Dark
Black Riders have found us!
Frodo's been hit, we're all doomed!
Thanks a lot, Strider

Flight to the Ford
If you're in danger
Summon up a river to
Wash away Nazgul


Book Two:

Many Meetings
Bilbo, is that you?
I want you to have my sword
Sting will protect you

The Council of Elrond
I will take the ring,
Though I do not know the way.
Alright, we'll all go.

The Ring Goes South
His arm has grown long
No choice, we have to go through
The Mines of Moria

A Journey in the Dark
Kraken stirs the lake
Gandalf will figure it out...
Speak friend, and enter

The Bridge of Khazad-dum
You shall not pass, fiend.
Crack, crash, growl, roar, slip, fall, whip
Gandalf: Fly, you fools!

Lothlorien
Can someone tell me
Is it called Lorien or
Lothlorien?

The Mirror of Galadriel
With the Ring, I'd be
Beautiful and deadly like
Black forest gateau.

Farewell to Lorien
Goodbye Lorien
But before you go, take this
Here, have some lembas

The Great River
It's a nice river
But what's so great about it?
Oh, the big statues.

The Breaking of the Fellowship
Boromir is slain
Uruk-Hai are everywhere
Fellowship broken