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"The Ring-Bearer Song" ["The Girl Scout Song (On My
Honour)"]
On my honour I will try,
There’s a Ring to bear and I say “aye,”
There’s a purpose I don’t clearly understand,
And I’ll likely not come back from that dark land.
Sauron’s trying to learn my name
If I fail my quest then I’m to blame.
If I stay my friends will end up dead
I must go alone to do this thing I dread.
Come with me to where the Eye burns bright
I must melt this Ring in the firelight
Never mind, I think I’ll keep it now—
That nasty creature Gollum bit my finger…OW!
I made a promise I did keep
But we’re out of food, so let’s just sleep.
We’ll lay here dead and when we’re gone
Old Bilbo will write us up in song.
"Frodo" ["Barges"]
Out of the bushes looking in the window
I can hear Mr. Gandalf talking low.
About a Dark Lord and somethin’ ‘bout a Ring
Please don’t turn me into an unnat’ral thing!
Fro-do, I would like to go with you,
I would like to be a ring-bearer too.
Fro-do, I would like to go with you,
Of the Elves I’d like to have a view.
"There's a Land Where the Evil Dark Lord Dwells" ["There's
a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea"]
There's a land where the evil Dark Lord dwells,
There's a land where the evil Dark Lord dwells,
There's a land, there's a land,
There's a land where the evil dark lord dwells.
There's a tower in the land where the evil Dark Lord
dwells...
There's an orc in the tower...etc.
There's a hobbit with the orc...etc.
There's a hand on the hobbit...etc.
There's a finger on the hand...etc.
There's a Ring on the finger...etc.
There are words on the Ring on the finger on the hand
on the hobbit with the orc in the tower in the land
where the evil Dark Lord dwells...
"Oh You Can't Get to Mordor" ["Oh You Can't Get to Heaven"]
Oh you can't get to Mordor (Oh you can't get to Mordor)
With Gandalf the Grey (With Gandalf the Grey)
Oh you can't get to Mordor (Oh you can't get to Mordor)
With Gandalf the Gre-e-e-e-ey
Oh you can't get to Mordor with Gandalf the Grey,
The Balrog got him & he fell a long way
Oh you can't get to Mordor with Gandalf the Grey
Oh you can't get to Mrodor with Boromir
He'd take your Ring and leave you here
Oh you can't get to Mordor by the iron gate
It's guarded by orcs and you're too late
Oh you can't get to Mordor with a Gollum guide
He'll trick you then run and hide
Oh you can't get to Mordor through Shelob's den
She'll sting you and eat you then.