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The Shire faces a historic threat from an Axis of Evil: Mordor, Saruman, and, um, orcs or something.
Covert cells of black riders are at work in the land. To face this evil, I have dispatched a Special Operations team to dispose of the ring of power in, uh, Baghdad.
Also, tax cuts.