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Picture a cartoon with...
Fat Frodo toiling up the slipes of Mt Doom, toungue
hanging out and eyes glazed.
Fat Frodo with a wide grin lobbing the ring overarm
into the fire. Gollum catches it bug falls in too.
Fat Frodo legging it out of Sammath Naur, as the top
of Mt Doom lets rip. "Whoops!"
Fat Frodo and Sam on the slopes of Mount doom. Clouds
of ash and fire. Looks like we are done for, Sam. Mumble
mumble. What a bummer." "Wait a moment, Mister Frodo,
what's that, in the sky? It's..."
Dramatic piccy of Gwahir the Windlord, wings outstretched
racing down to rescue Sam and Frodo...
....pop...fizzz....
Last picture - people are setting up a party. Overhead
a large banner "HAPPY ELEVENTY_FIRST BIRTHDAY BILBO".
Fat Frodo is sitting on the ground, leaning against
a tree, holding a can of beer, and staring blankly at
a small bird on the ground. Phineas, behind him, is
looking at the ringpull of the can, which he has just
fished out of the barbecue with his tongs. Freewheeling
Franklin is throwing his hat on the ground in fury and
shouting "Alright, Goddammit! Who just ate all twenty-two
of the pipeweed samozas we made for the party?"