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Flashpoints Radio

by Elfcat

You're listening to Flamepoints on Lothlorien Radio, we now go to Strider the Ranger for the Strider Report.

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In today's news, things heat up in Mordor, Insengard begins illegally clearcutting old growth, and a contentious convergance meeting in Rivendell seeks consensus on how to deal with an impending fascist onslaught. In Bree, I'm Strider.

Mount Doom is continuing to exhibit unusual activity, leading many progressives to fear that the worst is yet to come. Though the regime of Sauron hasn't had the strength to attack its neighbors in centuries, observers say it is possible that his minions are hard at work planning ways to break alliances among the nations and exploit racial suspicions which continue to persist, and to ignite coups and install puppet dictators whereever it is able. Sauron is said to be hungry for his One Ring, reportedly having sent a death squad to the Shire in the belief that the world's most powerful artifact might have somehow surfaced in the small, unarmed, agrarian state.

Meanwhile, in an apparent switch in political alignment, Saruman the Wise has begun clearcutting huge areas of forest in the vicinity of his Isengard headquarters, apparently having sided with Sauron and seemingly bent on developing a massive war machine. One can only wonder what communications are occurring between Barador and Isengard, but it looks as if they are planning a war which will span for decades and dwarf any horror Middle Earth has previously seen.

And finally, Rivendell was the scene of a contentious meeting between the major bipedal races to discuss how to address the impending crisis. The elfin and dwarven delegations nearly came to blows several times throughout the day, kept from a violent floor fight only by Gandalf the Grey and a few Hobbits, whose plan the delegated eventually ratified. With grim looks on their faces and tearful fairwells, a international team departed on a secret route to whereabouts unknown, with all the hopes of Middle Earth hinged on the outcome.

And that's some of the news for today. In Bree, I'm Strider the Ranger for Flamepoints.