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This is an affectionate and non-derogatory tribute to 'Engrish'.
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You are of course familiar with Tolkein's original verse:
Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
HERE IT IS IN ENGRISH:
I will ring my Elf friend with three heads. The sky is blue!
Bless my stone Dwarves. His seven lings are happy with luck.
These nine men have warm rings.
The Lord sits on his dark Ring. I have a beautiful tiger.
Let's go to Mordor together!
My Ring rules me, find my Ring! Bind my ring.
Put in your finger in my Ring! You will disappear in darkness.
Let's go to Mordor together!