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Chevy Chase: Here with an editorial reply is Miss Emily
Litella.
Emily Litella: What's all this fuss I hear about the
one wing? What's wrong with just one wing? Why, in my
days, kids were lucky to get any wings at all! The dads
got all the wings, and they gave the kids the liver!
I say, if one wing isn't enough, you should eat the
neck! [bangs fist on table]
Chevy Chase: Uh, Emily...
Emily: That'll show those little tykes
Chevy: Emily?
Emily: What?
Chevy: That's the one ring.
Emily: What?
Chevy: The editorial was about the one ring,
the ring that contains all of Sauron's evil power and
controls all the others. Not the one wing.
Emily: Oh, that's very different. Never mind.