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”So there we were, ten thousand Uruk-Hai heading up
the walls, and me with just my handy elephant gun ten
cases of bubble gum, and case of fizzy drink.
“My Goodness, how ever did you survive?"
"Simple! I took the bullets out of my gun and started
to chew the gum. At the same time I shook every bottle
of fizzy drink I could find as hard as I could! When
I had all ten cases of gun chewed I placed great gobs
of it into my gum and used the now nearly exploding
drinks to shoot huge bubbles at the Orks.
The Uruk-Hai attacked the great pink bubbles and they
exploded, showering the enemy with sticky pop and bubble
gum, sticking them fast to where they stood!
And that is how I won the Battle of Helm's Deep!”