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1. Our hero Spaceman Spiff is trapped in the mines of
Planet Moria.
2. He hears an ominous thumping in the distance.
3. SS: Hmm, that has an oddly familiar ring.
4. [We see Calvo bending down to pick up a ring.]
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1. C: [rushing into bedroom, where Hobwise lounges on
the bed
reading a comic book]: Hobwise, look what I found!
H: Looks like an ordinary ring.
2. C: Hah! That shows you why humans are so much smarter
than tigers. Clearly this is a Ring of Power.
H [examining ring]: I wonder what kind of power….
3. C: Oh, you know, flying, world domination, that kind
of thing.
Calvo’s mom [from outside]: Has anyone seen my ring?
4. C [pushing Hobwise towards the closet]: Oh, no, it’s
the evil
Soremom! Quick, hide!
H: You’d better hope this ring makes you invisible.
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1. C: Hobwise, what are we going to do with this ring?
H: Why don’t you give it back to your mom?
2. C: Are you crazy? We have to destroy it!
H: Why?
3. C: Don’t you see? This is the One Ring that gives
Soremom
all her power. If she gets it back, she’ll find all
sorts of evil
ways to torture us.
H: Like what?
4. C: Oh, you know, taking baths, eating broccoli, that
sort of
thing.
H [rolling eyes]: Oh, the horror.
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1. Dad [from outside]: Calvo, have you seen your mother’s
ring?
C: Oh no, Soremom’s sending her Dadguls after us!
2. H: What’s a Dadgul?
C: They’re Soremom’s most evil servants. They were men
until she enslaved them with her rings to do her evil
bidding.
3. C: Now they’re just shadows of the men they used
to be.
[As Calvo speaks, we see the door opening.]
4. D [sticking head in door]: Calvo?
C [leaping back in horror]: Aaaauuuugggghhhhh!