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(A peaceful forest. Enter Gollum dressed in hunting gear and carrying a sling.)
Gollum (looking at the audience): Be very quiet. I'm hunting Bagginssssessss...
(Gollum notices big footprints and follows them. Looking at the ground, he doesn't notice Bugs Baggins until he runs into him.)
Bugs: Eh...what's up, Smeag?
Gollum{/b]: Shhh...I'm hunting Bagginsssesss!
[b]Bugs: Bagginsssesss? You don't want one of those! They're tough and stringy. What you want is a Gamgee.
Gollum: Gamgee?
Bugs: Absolutely! Why, here comes one now.
(Enter Daffwise Gamgee.)
Daffwise: What about me? And why'th Froggyboy here drethed up like an L.L. Bean model?
Bugs; I was just telling my buddy Gollum here that it's Gamgee season.
Daffwise: It ith not! It'th Bagginth theathon!
Bugs: Gamgee season!
Daffwise: Bagginth theathon!
Bugs: Gamgee season!
Daffwise: Bagginth theathon!
Bugs: Baggins season!
Daffwise: Gamgee theathon!
Bugs: If you insist...
Gollum: BLAM!