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Hobbitties: shapes of pipes and mugs ("it comes in pints?"),
only sold in bulk.
Steward-O's (for the Steward of Gondor and his family):
cereal rings and marshmallow palantirs; when you pou
milk on it, will spread despair.
Dwarf Chex: short, square, probably healthy but not
much to look at.
Wraith Nuts: Neither dead nor alive, but they can be
hot or cold. (you know, Grape Nuts, they don't taste
like grapes and they don't taste like nuts . . . never
mind)
Elf Loops: They're fruity, they're pretty to look at,
and they last forever.
Rangies: The breakfast of future kings.
Frod-O's: One Ring shaped pieces. Full of vitamins and
minerals and angst.
Gandalf Krispies: instead of them turning milk colors,
milk turns them white.
Raisin Elf Bran: Two scoops of fruit.
Total: One Ring, 100% Evil.
Gollum I see as more of a waffle person--"Leggo my Preciousss!"