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Frame 1: the Rivendell Malt Shop. Aragorn (Archie) and
Arwen (Betty) are enjoying a malted (one malted, 2 straws)....
Aragorn: Arwen, are you going to come to hear our band
play tonight?
Arwen: Of course, Aragorn! I love to hear you play.
Frame 2: Legolas (Jughead) enters and comes over to
sit with them in their booth....
Legolas: Hi guys! Have you seen Gimli?
Aragorn: No, not for awhile.
Frame 3: Four "kids" (Frodo, Sam, Merry & Pippin) pass
by outside the plate glass window, looking very depressed.
Arwen: Gee, I wonder what's got them so upset?
Aragorn: Dunno.
Legolas (not looking in the right direction): Who?
Frame 4: Elrond drives past the diner in his 50s-style
automobile.
Arwen: Uh oh, Daddy's on his way home. I better go.
Aragorn: But you will come to hear us play tonight?
Legolas: Are we playing tonight?
(and so on....)