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Frodo: "Sons of Rohan, I am Frodo Baggins!"
Eomer: "Frodo Baggins is four feet tall!"
Frodo: "Yes, I've heard. He kills orcs by the
hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the Uruk-Hai
with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning
from his arse. I am Frodo Baggins, and I see
a whole army of Men here in defiance of tyranny...