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We were 5 miles outta The Shire when the drugs started
to take effect...
"Its sad. But what's really sad is: it never got
weird
enough for me. I moved to The Shire when the boat got
too crowded. Then I learned that The Dark Lord had been
eaten by white cannibals. Golly. You hear a lot of savage
and unnatural things about people these days. But Bilbo
and The Dark Lord are both gone now. But I don't think
I'm going to believe that until I can gnaw on
their
skulls"