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"Tell me about the ring Frodo"
"why don't you tell it, you knows the whole thing, it's about the only thing
you do know"
"you tell it better Frodo, please"
"well, alright as long as it'll keep yous quiet for a second.... we're gonna
raise us a little stake and then get us some land"
"and I can tend the ring Frodo, tell about the ring!"
"whatcha got in yer pocket Sammy?"
"nothin Frodo, honest"
"don't give me that let's have it"
"I was just pettin it Frodo, I didn't mean it no harm..."
"damnit Sammy, you've gone and killed it, now, i've done told you, you can't
keep petting these things but you never listen to a damn word"
"I didn't mean no harm Frodo honest"
"well, ain't no helping it now, toss him out, poor little bugger, sais is name
was gollum aint he? well, toss him out, and don't be pickin'im up again and
puttin him back in your pocket or I won't let you tend the ring"
"ohhhh please Frodo, don't be mad, I didn't mean him no harm, honest i didn't"
"just don't pick him back up is all"