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Charles Schulz

by jeanster

BOROMIR: I’ll hold the football, Frodo Brown, and you come running over to kick it.

FRODO: Okay.

Boromir holds the football while Frodo prepares himself.

Boromir hums to himself and looks upward. He chuckles silently because he plans to pull the football away at the last second before Frodo can kick it. Suddenly the football is kicked out of his hands and goes flying upward.

FRODO (invisible): YES!!!

BOROMIR: YOU BLOCKHEAD FRODO BROWN! YOU CHEATED! YOU USED THAT STUPID RING!!!

Frodo removes the ring from his finger and becomes visible again.

FRODO (smiling with satisfaction): Okay. NOW I’m ready to take this ring to Mt. Doom.