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I had tried every sin possible to me - pride, greed, wrath, gluttony, envy, and sloth. I was still honked off that I couldn't do the adultery bit, but no go.
My boyfriend put me in touch with a pair of guys he met at a Hobbiton parade some time back. Frodo and Sam were cute and quite sweet in their devotion to each other. They said that they were planning on sneaking into a place where at least three of these sins were happenning all the time, every time. They would take me in the back way. Joy. I get to add sneaking.
I was pleased with this idea until I met the other member of their party. Smeagol was just as tiny as Frodo and Sam, but he had fish breath.