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I will tell you a tale - if you're still awake -
of rings, and kings, and much walking.
(But, Sir, how long will this tale take?)
Don't interrupt while I'm Tolkien!
Wizards make good friends, I think
and are fun to bring on picnics
He'll eat your food, and drink your drink
but he'll bring the pyrotechnics.
A hobbit is a little chap
who loves to eat, and smoke, and chat.
Bare footed, and with hairy toes
they are relunctant heroes.
Gollum's deepest, darkest wish
is to be reunited with his precious.
His very favorite food is fish
especially at its freshious.
The dwarf is a creature to be feared:
Do not toss him; nor pull his beard.
Although, in stature, the dwarf lacks;
he makes up for it with pick and axe.