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Episode one: The wizard from the future.
-fade in. an empty factory, with some light coming from
the high windows, but otherwise dark and dusty. Suddenly,
a flash of light appears in the center of the screen.
This grows into a huge spaceship-like thing, which eventually
lands. The door opens and the camera enters the spaceship,
which is not very big, it could comfortably host one
person. Inside we see Gandalf sitting in a chair.-
Gandalf: "Ha! I came back from the future, and now I
can give this ring to Frodo to stop him from becoming
the Megaplayboy! Then the future won't be overcrowded
with so many Megaplayboys that each father 100 children.
It's becoming out of control!! If i do this mission
correctly, I will get my dream: a gorgeous wife, a kawaii
pet and a SUWEETU, SUWEETU home!" *Eyes shine* "I'll
get to work right now! Let's go!"
-fade to Frodo's bedroom.-
Arwen: "Hey, Frodo! Wake up! We're going to be late
for school. You're lucky you have me as a friend! Otherwise
you'd be late all the time."
Frodo: "...Uuughhh... I'd rather be late all the time
than awoken by you, uncute girl..."
Arwen: "What did you say?! BAKA!" *Stomp* *Stomp* *Stomp*
Frodo: "Ouch, that hurt! What did you do that for?"
Arwen: "So you'd wake up. Now get going or you'll really
be late!" (exit on bike)
-fade to street, following Frodo.-
Frodo [thoughts]: "I've known Arwen all my life. She
lives right across from me... She's so weird though.
I guess i jus-" *Sudden appearance of Gandalf right
in front of Frodo*
Frodo: "Huh!"
Gandalf: "You're Frodo, right?"
Frodo: "Uh, yes, but who the heck are you?"
Gandalf: "My name is Gandalf. I came from the future
to stop you becoming the Megaplayboy."
Frodo: "What? I'm not popular with any of the girls
at school! I'm about as un-playboy as it gets."
Gandalf: "But you'll turn into the Megaplayboy soon,
and then there'll be no stopping you. You'll love girl
after girl, eventually fathering a hundred children,
half of who are male. And they all have the same powers
you have! It's become a real population problem in the
future. So they sent me back to put a stop to you! If
I do this right, the world will be more emptier place,
and there'll be room for me to find a gorgeous wife,
a kawaii pet and a SUWEETU, SUWEETU home!"
Frodo: "... Eh? You're a weird man..."
Gandalf *gets ring out of pocket*: "Bye-Bye, Me-ga-play-boy."
*With a quick move, he puts the ring on Frodo's finger*
Frodo: "WHAT?!"
*The ring takes effect, and after a plethora of flashes
and bangs, Frodo is left unconscious on the street.
Gandalf takes off*
-cut to Gandalf's spaceship. Gandalf is talking to his
superior via a screen-
Gandalf: "I did it! I put the ring on his finger! I'll
come back now and find my gorgeous wife, kawaii pet
and sweet home, sir!"
Boss: "Ouch. We were trying to reach you, but you were
away. You didn't take the right ring."
Gandalf: "WHAAAAAAAAT????" *rivers of tears flow out
of his eyes* "you mean-"
Boss: "Yes, this ring will only stop him from becoming
the Megaplayboy sometimes."
Gandalf: "Oh no! This means all my dreams of a gorgeous
wife, a kawaii pet and a suweetu, suweetu home are gone!"
*cries more rivers*
Boss: "No, wait. We can transfer you the right bullet
from here, but it will take a while."
*Gandalf's face turns incredibly happy*
Gandalf: "Oh thank you, thank you!"
Boss: "Ouch. Gandalf, I want you to watch over Frodo
while we get the funds to transfer you the right ring."
*Gandalf salutes*
Gandalf: "Yes sir! I will do a great job! I won't fail
again, sir!"
Boss: "Good, Gandalf."
-fade to black-