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Legolas Greenleaf, Orc Hunter

by TBlue

It was time to leave Rivendell.
I hate early starts, but it was looking to be a long day, followed by an even longer night.
I laid my clothing out on the bed, and was tempted by the green number with the mallorn leaf embroidery and drop-sleeves, but decided on the forest tunic instead - it wasn't the warmest attire, but it was more important that nothing got in the way of me drawing my bow, should things go bad.

My pale fawn leggings would complement the outfit best, but I decided against wearing the matching heels - they might have looked better, but where I was going nobody was going to care - and let's face it, running in heels is never easy.
So I settled for my old gymslippers. Raggy bits of leather and cloth, but practical.

I brushed my hair fifty times - my one vanity - said goodbye to the stuffed pengins on the bed, and joined the rest of them outside.

Elrond saw us off. He was trying to keep his mouth serious, but the gleam in his eyes gave it away - you could tell there was serious money involved in this task.
I don't think I've ever seen the boss turn down anything that clinked - I couldn't imagine what the ring was worth, but clearly there was a bigger better deal going on somewhere, and Elrond is drawn to profit like flies to a fresh corpse.

Sometimes I wonder why I even volunteered for this fellowship. But someone's gotta do the dirty work. I ony hope I can keep this set of clothing blood-free - the stains come out but the clothes are never the same afterward.

I was seriously irritated by the hobbits - they were going to make everything slow.
Civilians should never be allowed to tag along - they only get in the way. Heck, if they annoy me enough I'd be tempted to shoot them myself!
Gandalf says he'll keep an eye on them - both eyes even.
I told him they'd be the death of him, and he raised his freaky eyebrows at me.
It gave me the shivers. That's the problem with being around the supernatural - you can never tell what's going on in their minds.
At least I can look him in the eyes and not be taken in by the sound of his voice.
One of the few advantages about being an elf in a man's world.

Although he still dresses like a bag-end lady, at least Aragorn knows what he's doing - it's good to have the chief of rangers at to call on, when things go pear-shaped. I trust Aragorn - his department has been a great help to me in the past.

Boromir may have been better dressed than Aragorn, with his blue padded velvet and gold embroidered red undersleeves, but he seems to have an inferiority complex or something. He's been whining ever since we started.
His chainmaille though, was a surprisingly practical choice of attire that complimented the garment.
However, I don't trust his eyes. They're shifty.
I was even polite to him at the council - Elrond would have been proud - but it's not going to be easy on this trip. Bully for me.

But although we've barely gotten started, the Dwarf is seriously getting on my nerves. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a little *man* who thinks he can do a whole lot better than a "girly elf".

I didn't like the way this trip was starting, and I was already regretting not choosing my longsleeved green tunic with embroidery. It wasn't about the cold so much, but I could have concealed my knives inconspicuously in the sleeves.

Still, I guess bow access will be more important than appearance for this mission.
Hopefully we won't meet anyone I know.