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Goe and catch a falling Ring
Get with child the Elven Queen,
Tell my sword to have more Sting,
And Saruman to have less spleen,
Find a balrog that has no whip,
Or at least a ledge with better grip,
And sweare,
That there,
You and I shall someday fare.
If thou believest in wizards' words;
Can see things others cannot see,
Join the Felloweship of Nerds,
To melt the ring, and make Sauron pee;
When thou return'st, thou willt tell me,
Of all the merchandise they would'st sell me,
And pray,
That they,
Will make a fourth film some day.
If they make it, let me know,
Such a pilgrimage were sweet,
Yet do not, for I cannot goe,
For at Christmas time, our families meet,
Whilst I saw the first three, using force,
One last time would mean divorce,
And she,
Can be,
Meaner than Sauron by a large degree