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To be a truly effective ringbearer, you must first apply the first habit,
Be Proactive. After all, the ring won't throw itself into Mount Doom, as was
illustrated when my nephew Frodo had a ring of power, and he...
Long, trite anecdote of dubious veracity about the author's family deleted
...so it is apparent you have to challenge your paradigms about rings of power
in order to achieve interdependent synergy with your Fellowship. Remember to
sharpen the Sting at all times to achieve balance between production and productive
capacity, while challenging your paradigms. Also ensure that all relevant stakeholders,
such as the Lorien elves, have input into your game plan and milestones. And
did I mention that you should work past your paradigms?
IF you'd like to know more about the Seven Habits of Highly Effective Ringbearers,
here's a list of overpriced books and products:
Book: Putting Rings of Power First - 40 GP
Principle-Centered Fellowship - 65 GP
"Seven Habits" Cloak Clasps - 10 GP
"Seven Habits" Horns - 15 GP
Seminars on Seven Habits by Gandalf the Grey - 60GP/hr
"Seven Habits" Pipes /w Seven Habits Pipe-Weed - 5pp/ea.
Light of the Seven Habits - 100 GP
Seven Habits Palantir - 200 GP
(etc, etc)