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Saturday
I had to walk behind Gimli for the last 58 miles. You
think the guy would have heard of rubbing himself down
with Kingsfoil by now to get rid of the smell, but I
guess not. You can’t expect someone like him, who enjoys
spending most of his time in a dark cave, to keep up
on the latest trend in personal hygiene.
Hygiene HYGIENE hygiene
hygiene HYGIENE
hygiene.
Funny how repeating the same word over and over will
make it bereft of all meaning.
I was thinking the other day that in Legolas wants in
on this “Fellowship” deal we have brewing, he’s really
going to have to learn how to be more personable. I
mean, I know he was the big bad Elf prince of Mirkwood,
but over here he acts like he can walk on snow or something.
The tech support in Gondor is going to eat him alive.
If Legolas was a contestant on Jeopardy!, his
seven dream categories would probably be: