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Aragorn
Me? The King of Gondor? SHUT UP!
Frodo
Things that made my day BAD
1. I'm short
2. Big feet
3. Big HAIRY feet
4. If thats not enough, my hair is curly and
5. Unruly.
6. Oh yeah, and i've got this magic ring and the fate of the whole world is practically in my hands.
Today my life was saved from this cave troll by that special vest that Bilbo made for me. I thought at first that it was a little too flashy, kind of like something Legolas would wear, but its actually practical. Those are the best clothing peices, you know the ones you can wear during the day, then during the evening, and EVEN out to battle. And Sam said that he was coming with me to destroy the ring, even though I tried to tell him I was going alone. Thats a best friend....I think.
Okay, if I'm not already a FREAK enough, lets add a magic ring!
Things To Do
1. Learn Elvish (do you know how rude it is when other people speak languages you don't understand around you?)
2. Ask Legolas how he gets his hair to stay THAT straight (but he probably won't tell me, he doesn't say much.)
3. Ask Sam to give me just one moment privacy (just ONE)
4. Get rid of this stupid ring.