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by Wtcher

The dark lord Sauron had been searching for this ring for a very long time by this point - millenia, really, although millenia might indicate otherwise. Now, this One Ring was almost, but not quite, completely unlike any other ring. Which wasn't to say it wasn't a ring at all, because it was - what made it unlike other rings was the fact that it had a mind of its own. This caused a great deal of trouble amongst other reputatable ring-makers of the time who, although saying otherwise, did not really put blood and sweat into their own rings; consequently, they gathered together to destroy the dark lord, which very much didn't please him.

Since the dark lord Sauron wanted his ring back, a fellowship decided to keep it away from him, despite all their knowing consisted of the idea that "very bad things would happen." Despite very bad things already happening (the dark lord was quite unhappy about being mostly-destroyed some aeons past), they felt obligated to take the One Ring and toss it into a boiling volcano just beneath the dark lord's eye - which, of course, was a very silly thing to do.