Homestar Runner
by Trev Kent
SB: Oh yeah, gettin' the e-mail is so niiice!
(reading computer)
Dear Strong Bad,
Hey! I have a question. You see i have this ring here, and theres these orcs
and all these people hunting for this ring, and...what should i do? Your
buddy,
Frodo Baggins
Middle Earth
(typing and speaking)
Well, bag-man. All i can say is that you need some really cool name, you know, like Frodo "The Green Arrow" Baggins. That will scare those orcs right off the battlefield. Next, get a new address or something, man. Middle Earth just sounds so...so...vague. Unless you're from somewhere like "Middle Earth, VA" or "Middle Earth, Australia". Then I'd know how to make fun of you more easily. Middle Earth? What kind of name is that?!
Anyways, I can offer you some advice. See, you can give me the ring. Or mabye you can you know, destroy it by throwing it into the fires from which it was made. I'd help you out a bit with those other people, too. Just give Trogdor a call and he'll burninate all those things chasing you and such. Either way, those guys wont get it. I'd prefer the first option, however... *mumbling* Looks pretty nice...niiice ring....
(paper comes down)