How Do You Become a Moderator : Gaudere
by Fenris
Gaudere Science Theater 3000
In the not too distant future
On the S.M.D.B
There was a gal named Gaudere
Who's story you shall see!
She posted lots in Great Debates
Her reasoned responses were rarely late
She stepped on trolls and classed up the place
Lynn and Tuba really liked that
So they shot her into Space
(Gaudere): I had a liiiiiiiiiife!!
"We'll make her mod that forum
All the day and night (la-la-la)
Now she's got nothing else that she can do
Except for helping Cecil's Fight!" (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind that Great Debates
Takes smarts and lots of soul
She only keeps her sanity
By squashing all the trolls!
S.D. Troll Call:
Tyler!
Dippy!
Serlin!
Phaed....rus...!
If her situation makes you sad
That she is trapped-not free (la-la-la)
Just think "It's her that's trapped in space.
At least it isn't me!"
On Gaudere Science Theater 3000!
Posted 1/17/01