Teemings Extra

Teemings Extras

Apart from the excellent submissions that we've been getting in, we've also noticed some writings on the board that we probably would have published had they been sent to us. Consequently, we've received permission from the powers that be to reprint them as part of this site.

These pieces will be reproduced verbatim from the SDMB with the only editing being spell-checking.

Enjoy!

General

Observations for Successful Threads (Hot Chick Photo Links!) by Chief Scott
For transplanted Minnesotans and other polar people down here: snow day protocol tips by Libertarian
Zen for Assholes by Scylla
When a Junkie Dies by Jawofech
In Which Eeyore Gets a Job by Francesca
Turning Ten by Avalonian
It Finally Hit Me by ExTank
Rules for a Happy Siginificant Relationship by MandaJo
Care and Feeding of the Motor Vehicle by Billy Rubin
My Memorial Day by Weirddave
The Curse of the Nice Guy by EnderW25

True Life Adventures

Autumn has Arrived by Sandyr
Happy 1st Birthday, My Babyguy! by Persephone
The Stupidest Thing I Ever Did by Scylla
The Magic Nose Gynecologist by Scylla
My Wife, the Angel of Death by Scylla
We Now Rejoin My Life Already in Progress by Weirddave
That Mandingo Warrior Feeling by Scylla
The Horror of Blimps by Scylla
When Boats Attack - Turbo Dog's Freeway Safety Hint #813 by Turbo Dog
"Put Them in a Room Together and See If They'll Mate" by muffin
POLL: Should I Let My Girlfriend Near My Penis Again? by Anal Scurvy
Mortality, or, I Think I Just Grew Up by iampunha
What the Hell is that NOISE? by Hihorse
Five Hospitalizations and a Wedding by Steve Wright
Okay, That's It ... I'm Getting the Shovel by auRa
Farewell to a Friend by Tranquilis
Starbucks vs. Mr. Cynical - A Coffee Battle Royale by Mr. Cynical
Gah!!!!!!! Spider!!!!!!! Spider!!!!!!!! Spider!!!!!!!!! Spider in my pants!!!!!!! by Payton's Servant
The Hunt for Red Tubular : A Tampon Story by Anal Scurvy
Three Funerals and an Intervention by Shirley Ujest
Rituals of Life by Shirley Ujest
The Salivance of the Hams by Scylla
Deck the Halls : A Very Long Reflection by NinjaChick
The Horror in the Fourth Grade Classroom by Master Wang-Ka

Science Marches On

Can we Induce Morality in Sea Monkeys by Wabbit

Rants

Emeril vs. Cthulhu by Fenris
I Stood Next to the Emperor of the World at McDonald's! by Sauron
I Met the Lowest Common Denominator at Winn Dixie! by Sauron
At Least Kiss Me If You're Going to Knead My Danish Like That by Sauron
From the Book of Jeremiah (Developer's Edition) (Part 1) by Steve Wright
From the Book of Jeremiah (Developer's Edition) (Part 2) by Steve Wright
I Can't Believe It Would be Illegal For Me to Set You On Fire (Part 1) by Juniper200
I Can't Believe It Would be Illegal For Me to Set You On Fire (Part 2) by Juniper200

Humor

A Very Cthulhu Christmas by Fenris
Charles Darwin : Complete Bastard or What? by Nostradamus
Breast Stroke by Nostradamus
Cereal Celebrities : The Real Story by ladyfoxfyre
Be My Valentine. Or Else by jester
My Bladder Knows I'm Home by Attrayant
OFuckIt by Nostradamus
The Secret Origin of Spam E-Mail by Fenris

The Jack Chick Papers

The Jack Chick of Atheism by Fenris (with an addendum by Gaudere)
The Jack Chick of Death by Fenris
The Jack Chick of Homosexuality by Fenris
The Jack Chick of Homosexuality by MEBuckner
The Illlustrated Version by Spoofe
The Jack Chick of Pro-Choice by Fenris

How do You Become a Moderator by Fenris

Coldfire
UncleBeer
DavidB
Chronos
Gaudere
Eutychus
Arnold Winkleried
John Corrado
Manhattan
TVeblen

Rue DeDay - Story Guy

A Story for the Kiddies - Maybe an Allegory
A Pig, A Pig, Another Pig, Some Houses and a Wolf
A Boy Made Out of Bread and the Adventures He Had
The Duck Who Wanted To Be More Than What He Was
A Girl, A Boy, A Witch and An Oven
The Big Race
The Girl In The Family That Did Not Blend So Well, And What Happened
The King And His New Wardrobe
A Girl, Bazoombas, And Rabbits
Living With Little Guys
Sometimes A Tower Is Just A Tower
A Cow is Worth So Much These Days
Take What You Are Given
Oh! Prick Her Finger
What Was That Test Again?
Eat This
He was Dillinger Before Dillinger was Cool
She Gets It In the End
Wolf, Party of Three
I'm So Happy My Thread Got Spotted. You Get This
He Didn't Have a Chance
There Aren't as Many Dragon Stories as You'd Figure
Mother Goose Revisted

In the Wake of the Fire : September 11, 2001

What If "The Lord of the Rings" Had Been Written By Someone Else ...

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